
THE CORRUPT WORLD CUP DELEGATES
Friday, 3 December 2010
Blatter 'drunk' secret FIFA voting
footage shows
Blatter's 'Bonded Envelope': "Diamonds are
Forever Sepp. From Russia with Love xxx" FIFA president Sepp Blatter was 'drunk' and
'arrogantly dictating to FIFA delegates who to
vote for', according to sensational smuggled
camera video footage recorded during the
secret World Cup voting in Zürich on
Thursday. In the video footage*, shot secretly by an
investigative Italian website, Blatter can
clearly be seen stumbling amongst the seated
delegates, chatting with them and openly
shaking hands with those members who were
apparently going along with his voting
wishes.One expert who watched the footage earlier
says "Blatter is clearly drunk - with power.
The delegates patently afraid of him and his
bullying tactics."
"Even the fact that he gets carried away with
his posturing and falls flat on his face
doesn't stop him staggering up to his feet and
carrying on with his swaggering rail-roading
of delegates, to get his desired voting
result."Later footage of the voting process shows
Blatter carefully inserting the result of the
winning bid in a gold envelope, whilst
appearing to double-check a large bonded brown
envelope containing what looks to be precious
gems and stashing it into his back trouser
pocket. (This is a Spoof ... below we expose
the 20 of the delegate turds who
voted!)
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Jack " I spit on you" Warner
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Quatar's 2 Spectators
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In selecting Qatar, the tiny emirate in the
heart of the Middle East, FIFA chose to bring
the World Cup to a Muslim nation for the first
time. A desire to make history, and the
opportunity to partner with the natural gas
fortune of the Qatari royal family, ultimately
proved irresistible to FIFA. Qatar has
promised to spend $4 billion to build nine
stadiums, renovate three others and equip all
of them with a high-tech, outdoor air
conditioning system to combat summer
temperatures that can reach 120 degrees during
the day. The country has vowed to spend
another $50 billion on infrastructure ahead of
the tournament.
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The story above is a satire or parody.
It is entirely fictitious. The Turds figurines are available from:
Wackos
NOW THE REAL REASON ENGLAND FAILED! THEY
MAY HAVE TO STEP IN FOR THE 2014 WORLD
CUP AS BRAZIL'S PREPARATIONS
FALTER
FromTom Phillips
in Rio de Janeiroguardian.co.uk,
Brazil World Cup in disarray as
construction falls way behind
schedule
Fifa anxious as work has started at
only six of the 12 stadiums chosen
for 2014, while locals query choice
of venues
And so to 2014. Three years ago, when
Brazil was unveiled as the host of the
next World Cup, the country's
president, Luiz Inácio Lula da
Silva, promised a tournament so well
organised that even his country's
greatest rivals – the
Argentinians – would be unable
to criticise it. Now, however, even
Brazilians are starting to speak out
against the lack of progress in
stadium construction and
infrastructure projects, amid concern
over corruption and bad planning and
calls for the number of host cities to
be cut from 12 to 10.
Speaking in May to Brazilian
journalists in South Africa, Fifa's
secretary general, Jérôme
Valcke, was blunt. "It is incredible
how behind Brazil is," he said. "Many
deadlines have gone by and nothing has
happened. Brazil is not on the right
track."
Government authorities openly admit
how behind their plans they are. "The
World Cup is just around the corner,"
Brazil's sports minister, Orlando
Silva, admitted in a recent interview.
"From 12 July onwards we will become
the focus. We have to quicken our
pace."
Brazil's ambitious 2014 bid included
plans for five new stadiums, in
Salvador, Recife, Cuiabá,
Manaus and Natal. Seven other stadiums
are supposed to be given radical
makeovers in order to meet Fifa
regulations. But according to reports
in the Brazilian media, construction
work has begun only in six of the 12
stadiums, with serious question marks
hanging over the long-term financial
viability of several of the projects
in cities where games usually attract
only a few thousand fans.
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"None of these projects have taken
off because all of the money is coming
from the public sector; a very, very
good indication that they are not
financially viable," says Christopher
Gaffney, a geography professor at the
Universidade Federal Fluminense in
Rio, who describes the stadiums as a
"disaster foretold".
Ricardo Araújo, an economist
and expert in stadium management who
runs a blog dedicated to charting the
progress of Brazilian stadium
construction, believes Brazil's World
Cup bid was destined to face problems
from the moment the 12 host cities
were selected. "The first mistake was
the choice of the host cities –
the whole process was political," says
Araújo, who argues that the
Brazilian football association, the
CBF, opted for 12 host cities rather
than a more manageable 10 as a result
of pressure from its president,
Ricardo Teixeira, who sees himself as
a possible successor to the Fifa
president, Sepp Blatter, and was keen
to garner support from regional
football federations.
"The first criteria used to select
host cities should be about sport.
Does the city have football, does it
have strong local teams? There is no
point in taking the World Cup to a
great city with roads, a beautiful
airport and hotels if it has no
football clubs," said Araujo.
Yet instead of opting for cities such
as Belém or Goiânia, with
respected local clubs and large
numbers of fans, the authorities
decided to use cities such as Manaus
in the Amazon, which was chosen over
its regional neighbour Belém,
and Brazil's capital, Brasília.
"It isn't true to say that a country's
capital must be a host city. You need
to have games where there are crowds
and above all where the are going to
be crowds after the World Cup," Araujo
said.
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"Belém has a strong
footballing tradition, it has clubs
that have played in the first division
and in the Libertadores Cup and has a
good crowd average. Manaus on the
other hand has virtually no football
at all. It has one club in the Serie D
with an average of around 1,000 fans
per game. You cannot think about
building a stadium for half a dozen
games that then closes after the World
Cup."
Concerns over Brazil's preparations
for the 2014 World Cup are not limited
to the stadiums. While Rio de Janeiro
and São Paulo, the country's
two largest cities, boast large
numbers of hotels, other host cities,
particularly Brasília, fall
woefully short of the mark.
Transport is also a major problem.
Even in the country's affluent
south-east, motorways are often
crater-ridden dual carriageways; in
the poorer north-east and mid-west
their standard is frequently
life-threateningly bad. Many of
Brazil's airports are currently
stretched to breaking point by demand,
while multibillion- dollar plans for a
TGV-style "bullet train" between Rio
and São Paulo have struggled to
get off the ground.
In January this year the government
announced that R$20.1bn (£7.6bn)
would be spent preparing Brazil for
the World Cup, including R$2.5bn on
airport improvements and R$1bn on
hotels. But analysts believe that even
with that cash injection Brazil is
unlikely to make significant progress
until at least next year.
Araujo dismissed the suggestion that
the delays might lead Fifa to host the
2014 World Cup elsewhere, as some
sections of the Brazilian media have
suggested. "The big problem will not
be about hosting the event, the World
Cup is not at risk," he said. "The big
risk is about us, about Brazil, about
white elephants and about several
billions being poured down the drain
on stadiums that will never be used
after the World Cup."
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The Sexy World Cup 2010
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Argentina
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Ivory Coast
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England
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Switzerland
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Honduras
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Mexico
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Italy
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Portugal
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Holland
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Germany
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Paraguay
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Brazil
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USA
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France
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Spain
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Japan
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Chile
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Korea
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Greece
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Australia
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Algeria
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New Zealand
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Denmark
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Serbia
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The Pictorial Beautiful Game
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RESPECT- A GREEN CARD FOR
SPORTSMANSHIP
Football is the most high profile sport
in the world and with the World Cup about
to start, the game is back in the
spotlight. Footballers today are not just
sportsmen , they are role models for young
people around the world. The respect
campaign is now being rolled out across
the World at grassroots level and that is
a something that all coaches at youth
level should be implementing at this time,
but will it make a difference to our young
players when every weekend our
professional players show little if any
respect for our referees and linesmen, how
can the FA expect use as coaches at
grassroots level to implement these
procedures when our youngsters are seeing
their role models constantly surrounding
referees and linesmen arguing over every
50-50 decision they make.
I know that football is a passionate game
and that some times perhaps referees make
bad decisions, but then there only human
all of use make mistakes, Ill ask you this
how often do you see professional rugby
players arguing with the ref during a
game, and if you watched the last rugby
world cup then you will know that the
during game play you could hear everything
the ref said to the players and the
players addressed the referee as
“SIR”.In order to promote this
may we suggest that FIFA add a Green Card
to the Referee's kit in order to praise
players who show good sportsmanship and
fair play during the World Cup. The Green
Cards should then be added up and a
special award given to the player who has
most green cards. We shall be nominating
Green Cards throughout the World
Cup.
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GROUP A
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SUPER TERRY DOES IT
Jose may have left these shores but John Terry
is a great disciple. As we can all see he is
still the captain on the field. Just as
England were faltering he did a "Jose" by
taking the flack himself and being
contraversial. Throughout the qualifying group
matches the English defence has only conceded
one freakish goal which could not be blamed on
the five outfield players. In fact it was
Stephan Gerrard fritting back and forth across
Dempsey of the USA who allowed the freakish
shot that Rob Green fumbled. Terry, Ashley
Cole, Johnson, Carragher, King and Upson have
all played their part. It is our offensive
side that has let us down. Still we are
through despite this. Whilst we all recognise
the talent of Wayne Rooney, he is clearly not
100% fit and sentimentality keeps him in we
should remember that in 1966 Sir Alf Ramsey
left out our golden goalscorer, Jimmy Greaves,
after injury and his replacement Geoff Hurst
was the goal hero. Even Steve Gerrard has had
a poor season with Liverpool and is clearly
not at the top of his form. Remember
England HAVE NOT LOST A MATCH. The
French hardly qualified for the finals, so why
is everyone surprised at their performances.
England, on the other hand, qualified with
ease under the captaincy of John Terry. If we
lose the people to blame are obvious " THE
NEWS OF THE WORLD". England fans should
boycott it- they could have ruined our
summer.
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PLEASE NO ORANGES AT HALFTIME - ORANGE IS
ILLEGAL!!!!!!
At last Some sexy gals.It seems that the
authorities in South Africa are taking a
leaf out of the book of their old masters
the Africaans. Is this new bright state
really so prudish as to prosecute a few
girls in Orange Dresses? or is it that once
again that Money is in control? I
suspect the latter. Because it has been so
cold in South Africa we are being starved of
beautiful fans parading their wares. Instead
we have seen wooly hats , gloves and
scarves. The South African police spokesman
said ""the women were suspected to be involved
in organised acts to conduct unlawful
commercial activities".
This sounds like they are "ladies of the
Night". Come off it...
Erica Roe
streaked across Twickenham and brought
thousands of new rugby fans. In fact more
people go to our rugby site to see her
picture than to read about rugby. One
girl on our golf page "Belinda Kerr" has been viewed over a million times.
(She is a New Zealand golfer but bears the
name Belinda, who is a South American Pop
Star- hence the views.)
The Wimbledon Streaker & the Athena
Tennis poster get most views on our Tennis pages. Do we
have to abide the face of Maradonna instead.
If Twiggy goes to the matches will M & S
be prosecuted?
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The Kaiser Was Defeated in 1919 and 1966- Is
he still at it?
“What I saw of the English in their
1-1 draw against the USA had very little
to do with football,” Beckenbauer
said. “It looked to me as if the
English have gone backwards into the bad
old days of kick and rush. “I am not
sure if the England coach, Fabio Capello,
can still change much there. The English
are being punished for the fact that there
are very few English players in the
English Premier League clubs, as they use
better foreign players from all over the
world.”(Is that why Michael Ballack,
the German Star, couldn't hold down a
first team place at Chelsea who have now
dispensed with his services?)
Franz Beckenbauer(The Kaiser) was
born in the post-war ruins of Munich, the
second son of postal-worker Franz
Beckenbauer, Sr. and his wife Antonie. He
grew up in the working-class district of
Giesing. We note that a certain Kaiser,
who once swept unsuccesfully at Wembley in
1966, is having a go at England for using
a "long ball". May we humbly tell this
bespectacled old man that England are
using the same ball as everyone else. It
is meant to be round, not long. If he
wishes we shall be pleased to recommend
him to an optician in order that he can
see the same as everyone else. It only
took 4 mins for England to short pass the
ball through the USA defence.
Unfortunately it was a long ball from
Dempsey that equalised for the USA. But
then maybe the myopic Gentleman thought he
was watching an old American boxer
throwing a sucker punch at Gene Tunny.
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David James & Shaun Wright-Phillips have
lost their kit
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Fifa president Sepp Blatter has revealed
that he telephoned France captain Thierry
Henry to offer him support over his
controversial handball in the World Cup
play-off win over Ireland.
"I called Thierry, because he tried to get in
touch with me," Blatter told French newspaper
L'Equipe. "He was honest by admitting that he
did use his hand, but it wasn't his
responsibility to tell the referee. "When I
was a centre forward in my junior team, I
definitely gained an advantage by pulling a
defender's jersey in order to score a goal.
And I didn't go and see the referee to tell
him about it." Blatter's remarks are
incredible as he seems to be condoning
cheating within the game & it certainly
makes a mockery of FIFA's Fair Play code. To
quote Blatter prior to the start of the World
Cup qualifying campaign -
'Fair play should come before anything else
... These qualifying matches must epitomise
fair play. They should encapsulate the
sporting, moral and ethical principles for
which Fifa has always stood. And they must
leave a lasting impression!". Blatter's words sound very hollow
considering he has basically said that
cheating is fine as long as you don't get
caught. Its difficult to see how he can
support Fair Play within the game on the one
hand and on the other, ring the perpetrator of
the cheating to console him and offer him his
support.
Article one of the FIFA fair play code reads
as follows :
"Winning is without value if victory has
been achieved unfairly or dishonestly.
Cheating is easy, but brings no pleasure.
Playing fair requires courage and character.
It is also more satisfying. Fair play always
has its reward, even when the game is lost.
Playing fair earns respect, while cheating
only brings shame. Remember: it is only a
game. And games are pointless unless played
fairly." The Fifa president had previously refused to
comment on the incident, prompting criticism
from Football Association of Ireland (FAI)
chief executive John Delaney. France's
play-off with Ireland was poised at 1-1 on
aggregate in the second leg in Paris when
Henry controlled the ball with his hand twice
before teeing up William Gallas for the
decisive goal,the linesman had a clear view of
the Henry handball yet for some reason failed
to make any signal to the referree about the
act of blatant cheating by the French forward.
The cheating incident sparked furious protests
from the Irish players that were taken up by
the Irish government. The revelation that Blatter personally
contacted Henry follows soon after the
announcement by UEFA boss Michel Platini that
the play-off's for the next European
Qualifying Championships will be weighted
heavily in favour of the bigger nations, with
the play-off draw being seeded and the teams
offered the chance to play the second leg at
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THE STAY AT HOMES
The first World Cup Casualty is Lord Triesman
of the English FA. He had a spat of Foot &
Mouth when chatting up a young lady he had
been seeing.
He now stays behind with that leader of men
Wayne Bridge who fell out with his former love
"John Terry"
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  1 Billion Condoms For The World Cup
South Africa is hosting the World Cup this
summer, but that's not the only thing they plan
on hosting. They expect a lot of sex - a
billion of sex to be exact. No, that's not
hyperbole, either. And where there is
lots of intermingling and sex, there is a slew
of sexually transmitted diseases.
That's why health ministers in South Africa have
ordered a billion condoms to be sent to the
country for the upcoming World Cup soccer
matches. That total is nearly double the
demands in previous years and roughly ten times
more what the Winter Olympics required in
Vancouver.
Albeit it was a much smaller supply, the Winter
Olympics were in need of a refill on their
intial stock, so maybe the World Cup is overly
preparing for the sexy times to not make the
same mistake the Olympics made -- leaving
genitals unbagged.
Either way, that's a lot of expected sexual
healing for the soccer players, fans, and
tourists in South Africa this summer. And in the
country that has the highest HIV numbers in the
world, it's not such a bad idea for the World
Cup to make sure they have more than jock
support on the soccer fields.
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OUT- No wonder Anelka Left.
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Mexico

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Out but Good Fun
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Qualified With Ease & Flair
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GROUP B
  
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Argentina

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Through & Great Value
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Greece

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A Tragedy in three Parts
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Korean Republic

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Qualified by Hard Work
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Failed but Progessing
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Algeria

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Negative & Out
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England

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Slovenia

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Great Effort from a Nation of 2 Million- Au
Revoir
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USA

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Top- Never Say Die
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Cameroon

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Denmark

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Japan

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Group H
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