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There is always one isn't there? Some idiot goes to a
sporting event- usually gets drunk and then runs onto the arena
forgetting to get dressed. Don't we all hate them. A blight on
society. The Wessex Tourist Board has therefore decided to name
and shame the female participants. As an example to others the
people of Wessex put people in the stocks and burnt witches. Now
we present our page as a public shame. We have listed these loathsome people by sport and shamelessly show their very inadequate attributes. So ladies if you are contemplating ruining sporting events be warned we at the Wessex Tourist Board are ready to shame you. In the meantime Abercrombie & Fitch have produced the t-shirt on the right. Surely the whole purpose of streakers is that they don't wear clothes. So this is the most useless piece of marketing. This is a public health warning this page has indecent content. |
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A young chick goes streaking at a phillies/Rockies game
.If she would have let those rockie mountains breathe a lil more
it woulda been better... |
A Jays Streaker |
Don't Know Where |
They Have Their Points |
Is the Cop in Love? |
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Even though she is only topless, I included Inga
Trakimova
to make a point. Some people say that we should just
streakers, that thet are just attention seekers. Well people
didn't ignor her! She even got on TV. I say, if they seek attention, then there is no harm in
giving it to them. They deserve our attention. You try to do a
streak!
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Australian Basketball Streaker running past players during
Adelaide 36ers vs West Sydney Razorbacks match at the State
Sports Centre in Homebush, Sydney 02 Oct 2002. |
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Monday, 18 January, 2000. During the game Titillating Tracy
Sergeant, 22, a waitress, bounced along the portable
rink up to champion David Gourlay and his 60yr old Welshman
opponent Les Saunders, and planted a kiss on each. Later she
explained, "Bowls has a reputation as a boring game and I
wanted to liven it up."I did it as a dare. My friends were
egging me on to do it for a laugh. I'd put on a jumper and a
pair of jogging bottoms beacuse I knew they'd be easy to take
off and quickly stripped off behind the stands.
When my mate gave me the thumbs-up I was like "Whoosh" across
the green."The crowd loved it. There was a few gasps but they cheered
and clapped.
I read afterwards that one bloke said it was the best four
quid he'd ever spent. Tracy made sympathetic headlines across the United Kingdom.
Norfolk officials told the Glasgow Herald no charges would be
filed. Issuing a tongue-in-cheek statement, they said, "After
having studied the whole unsavory incident on 43 occasions,
including slow motion replay, we have decided against
implementing a rule that spectators should remain clothed at
all times."
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Commonwealth Bowls streak July 30, 2002(?) A galloping blonde streaker forced officials to patriotically wrap her in an English flag before police led her away. |
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28 July 1996 England and Pakistan at Lords. Before 28,000 fans.
Two guys who look like constables are with her, but thay have
not restrained her or tried to cover her, but seem to be
clearing a path for her |
4th December 2001 Australia verses New Zealand Cricket in Perth. |
Looks Like A Third Slip |
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Sheila Nicholls, described as "shapely" by newspapers, ran onto the Lords
pitch and cavorted before 25,000 fans on May 29, 1989. She had
not been drinking, and streaked because, "someone said it would
be funny if there was a streaker, and suddenly I had this urge.
I waited for the over to finish before going on to the pitch. It
wouldn't be cricket to interrupt play." Having escaped a number
of police officers, she "rounded it off with a cartwheel." Led
from the field into the pavillion, the Australian players wanted
to shake her hand, and "a big fat chap with an MCC tie strode up
to me and said 'Jolly well done.' That made me feel much
better." She was merely cautioned for disorderly behaviour. |
A female streaker tries to get Ross Taylor's attention on Day 3
at the New Zealand vs Pakistan 2nd Test, Basin Reserve,
Wellington. Of course, his score of 97 was the only other
positive in the match which Pakistan won by 141 runs. |
27th July 2000 Bunbury verses Malcolm Marshall Comedian
Rory Bremner of the Bunbury checks out the female streaker
during the match against the Malcolm Marshall . |
Headingley August 1996 |
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I've Lost My Bra Tuesday 30th August 2001Colchester. 23-year-old Greenstead native Kelly Baker's daring dash, which included cartwheels, brought whoops of encouragement from a full house at an Essex cricket match at Colchester's Castle Park ground. She worked as a nightclub dancer and had trained as a gymnastics teacher. Kelly's plans to do more streaks did not materialize. Evening Gazette |
Madeline Perry Cricket England Versus West Indies at Lords 25
June 1995. |
England v Australia, Lords 2009 Members Have To Wear Ties Raine Stops Play Is it crumpet for tea ? |
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These girls at an India vs England match took their t-shirts
off and the security guy did not think it was cricket. So
he asked them to put them back on! |
India Imports Cheerleasers from Australia as Indian Women won't
do it |
Stanford 2020 has its cheer squad too. And
here, they are seen dancing with the trademark Stanford 2020
black bats. |
All across the West Indies, cricket is interlinked with Carib
Beer - the beer of the caribbean. And Carib girls
have been around much before the IPL cheer squad. |
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"I needed a Stiff one for darts Streak," said the blonde,
hairdresser Emma before her Sunday 7th January 2001
interruption of the Embassy World Championships at Lakeside
Country Club in Frimley Green . Emma, 20, had joked to pals
for years about baring all on live TV and a visit to the
annual championships in Firmley, Surrey gave her the perfect
chance. "It was something I wanted to do for ages but I was
really nervous so my friends gave me a tequilla." After making
a quick trip to the ladies room to take off her undies, Emma
returned to her seat to wait for the moment. "I tried to time
it between sets because I didn't want to put the players off.
Then I whipped off my trousers and T-shirt and ran out." Title holder Ted Hankey had just gone 2-0 up in his
best-of-five-sets match against Shaun Greatbatch when the
young woman ran on to the Lakeside Country Club stage and waved her arms. Both players were unsettled and the match
was halted while security staff nabbed her. After a delay of
20 minutes, the players reappeared on stage and the break seemed to have done littleto detract from
Hankey's concentration as the 32-year-old quickly wrapped up a
3-0 win.
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28th September 2003 THE Mascot Grand National at Huntingdon Racecourse, Cambridge
was plunged into chaos by a busty streaker. Contestants dressed as mice, foxes, chickens and swans were
thrown off course as the mystery woman ran towards them. I don't know how anyone can take seriously the contest which
features 69 mascots. The differences in the costumes can give
certain contestants advantages or disdadvantages.
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On November 7, 2006 at 2pm during the Melbourne Cup,
Australia�s most famous horse race, Jodi Ruckley, a woman in
her late twenties or early thirties streaked naked with
�HorseRacingKills.org� written on herback in red paint,
joining a field which included Headturner and (un)Zipping. She
was taken into custody by police where she was clothed and
given a field court attendance notice for offensive behaviour. She faced court charges for offensive behaviour. Seems they
really hate her.
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![]() ![]() What would rugby be like without Streakers?
Erica Roe, who now lives in Portugal, Started it at
Twickenham says. "
I wasn't even meant to be at Twickenham; I was supposed to
be at work in my bookshop in Petersfield, Hampshire. I blame
my elder sister Sally, who was going with a clutch of
rugger-bugger friends and roped me in. About 25 of us
arrived and went straight to the beer tent, where we spent
quite some time. I was definitely tipsy. I couldn't do
anything so ridiculous as streaking cold-blooded!
One of the guys in our group had the hots for me and kept
getting too close for comfort, so my friend Sarah Bennett
and I moved down to the front. We were getting a bit bored,
thought we should do something and within seconds had
decided 'let's streak'. It was an impulse thing. We threw
our clothes off. I handed my bra to some people behind me -
and my packet of Marlboro. Half-time arrived, and off I
went. I remember running like hell, knowing I was being
pursued and looking back for Sarah, who didn't join me. I
heard all this screaming and thought, 'I have to get off,
the second half is starting'. But I quickly realised the
roar was for me. Then of course I behaved like an
egotistical bitch, put my arms in the air and went, 'Yes!
Hi!' That was fun. Then I turned back to try and get Sarah
out, which is why I was caught. These days the police get
very aggressive with streakers but they were gentle with me.
I was lucky. I didn't get fined or treated badly and didn't
have dogs yapping at my heels. A policeman famously put his
helmet over my chest to protect my modesty. At Twickenham
police station they rang my poor parents, who had no idea.
My father and two brothers had been watching the match on
television. At half-time my father got up to get a cup of
coffee. My brother shouted, 'Pa!, Pa!, A woman just ran
across the pitch who looked like Erica!' But they all
assumed it couldn't possibly be me and resumed watching the
match. The media reaction was incredible. Much of it was
fun. But the whole experience has debunked all the intrigue
one has about being famous and being in the media. Most boys
and girls dream of being famous footballers, ballerinas or
actresses. So when I got this chance, I grabbed it. In this
day and age people become famous for nothing - like me, for
instance! Fame is now a money-making thing, but it wasn't
then. Some people made a lot of money out of me, but not the
large amount they could now. In the three years afterwards,
when I did personal appearances and opened shops, I only
made about �8,000 - not a lot. People say if it happened now
I'd be a millionaire or get my own TV show out of it. People
did recognise me in the street which was nice at first, but
then became disgusting. At any rugby event they rolled out
the red carpet, kissed my feet and saw it for what it was -
fun. But when I was lowered onto the pitch from a
helicopter at a football match in Bristol, men pushed onto
me. That was smut. A guy from Penthouse or Playboy offered
me thousands to take off my clothes but I told him he'd got
the wrong end of the stick - that I would never do such a
thing. The shitty Sun asked me to 'model some fashion
clothes', which meant putting on the skimpiest clothes they
could find. I hated that. I wasn't model material. I was a
short, fat little dumpling with big boobs and I wasn't very
attractive in clothes. The streak was a strange lesson and
I'm glad I did it.It has made me a better person and more
content because people have this illusion that being famous
is incredible, which it is - but only if you're famous for
doing something worthwhile. I became famous, but only for my
boobs. I now live happily in Portugal with my three amazing
kids and a man who loves me. I'm 43. We're farmers and
export sweet potatoes. I drive tractors and struggle in the
mud. I'm going to build a mud hut beside the Atlantic. What
else do you need?
At this remove, it is interesting to recall the reaction of her father, Peter. "She spent her childhood in Africa where such things are not regarded with disfavour. It is seen as being perfectly natural." |
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![]() On Saturday, 14 November 2002, rugby fan Clare Morgan turned up to watch the match against Fiji wearing a jacket, boots, and a Welsh flag draped around her as a skirt. Just after Wales scored their first try, she tore her clothes off and ran onto the Millennium Stadium pitch. Cheering fans rose to their feet as she held the flag aloft - before being tackled by a steward on the 22-metre line. The blonde from Swansea did it as a response to a challenge from her friends to raise �300 for the BBC's annual Children in Need Appeal. But her fund-raising streak landed her before Cardiff magistrates charged with breaching public order. Miss Morgan was conditionally discharged but was ordered to pay �55 costs. |
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Diane Phillips, a 22 year student from Plymouth, interrupted
the final of Snooker's British open between Peter Ebdon and
Jimmy White in October 2000. |
During the final of the 1997 Benson & Hedges Masters
between Steve Davis and Ronnie O'Sullivan, play was brought to
a temporary halt as snooker's first ever female streaker -
Lianne Croft invaded the match arena running three times
around the snooker table. Steve Davis complained he was
concentrating so hard he only saw her back. Otherwise the
interruption didn't do the 39 year old father of two any harm.
He went on to win 10-8, to lift his only trophy of the 97/98
season. Lianne said she did it because the game was "depressingly
boring" at that point. |
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A Policeman's Lot |
Is That What They Call Henman Hill? |
Debenture Holder's Bonus |
Melissa Johnson's Wimbledon Debut |
![]() ![]() Johnson was taken to Wimbledon police station where she was held until the end of the match. A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said "no further action" would be taken. Once again a female got away with it. Usually stiff and proper, The All England club was unexpectedly light-hearted regarding the moment. "Whilst we do not wish to condone the practice, it did at least provide some light amusement for our loyal and patient supporters, who have had a trying time during the recent bad weather," a club statement said. A Centre Court spectator, 57-year-old travel agent Peter Goord, said the streak even drew a humorous reaction from the royals. "When she got in front of the Royal Box, she lifted it up and showed everything off," Goord said. "The Duke of Kent was laughing like mad. She then ran into the policemen's arms. There was no way she was trying to get away." Wimbledon officials expressed concern before the opening of the tournament two weeks ago that a streaker might appear -- coaxed on by several of Britain's large bookmakers offering odds on it happening. Before the tournament, William Hill bookmakers reduced the odds on a streaker interrupting Centre Court play during the final to 4-1. It was believed to be the first incident of streaking ever at Wimbledon. Johnson graduated from Manchester University with a degree in graphic design. |
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