You are not obligated to join The Light Of God Ministry.  In fact The Light Of God Ministry
is not excepting new members.  You will not receive a sales pitch.  You do not have to,
and you will not be required to believe in any God or to share the same beliefs as Ken
Kluk.    You do not have to reveal any information about yourself.  You do not have to
even tell me your name.  

You will not be required to pray over the phone.  In fact you will not have to say any
prayers at all.   You will not be required to repeat after me or recite anything.  You will not
have to see me or meet me.  You are under no obligation to contact me in the future.

My God can help, and I want to help too.

Your obligation is limited to telling me what the problem is.  Where it is located.  What are
the problems you are experiencing.  But it must be caused by virus, disease, germs,
fungus,venom, infections, or whatever else is causing an infection or allergic reaction.   It
is also your responsibility to inform me of any concerns you have that arise after I ask my
God to remove this.

This limited offer includes the following.  My God will kill the virus, disease, germs,
whatever is causing an infection, venom, whatever is causing the allergic reactions,
reaction to bug bites.

This in turn will stop the spreading of the virus, disease, germs, whatever is causing an
infection, venom, whatever is causing the allergic reactions, thus giving you a chance to
heal.

I do not promise my God will make the bumps or the scabs disappear or heal stiff
muscles. (But with the infection gone the bumps will eventually go away and the scabs will
heal.)  I do not promise my God will make your bones heal or your limbs grow.  I will not
promise he will make the bleeding stop.  I do not promise that he can stop you from
damaging you skin by itching or any other means you see fit, or from introducing new
germs or infection.

But normally people are smart enough to be careful while they are healing and have no
problems.

I do not promise he will cure you of colds.  My God can remove the virus and help you,
but due to general unhealthy condition of most people with colds, they might not notice
this much.  Has science ever really found a actual cold virus?  Also most people that get
colds are unhealthy due to the following reasons.  Lazy and out of shape, they need to
exercise.  Overly tired and need to catch up on their sleep.  Eat poorly and need to eat
better.  Mentally sick due to stress, sorrow, overloaded, abused and never got over it,
oppressed, overwhelmed, not able to cope with the problems of life.  These things and
other mental pains and hurts, cause the body to break down and its resistance to be
weak, making them more prone to sickness.

Everyone has one body and what damage you cause to it is not my responsibility.  
Everyone's body has the ability to heal on its own.  I can not prevent you from
reinfecting yourself.  If you are old and weak, or lazy, or want to die, or do not take care of
yourself, then even with the virus, disease, germs, whatever is causing an infection,
venom, whatever is causing the allergic reactions gone, you will still have to do things to
help yourself to recover.  If you want to recover.  I do not promise to stop the aging
process of the body. Tooth decay is decay of the body.  I can not prevent you from
decaying and deteriorating.  I can not protect you from getting sick again. (I can help you
if you do.)  My God can not protect you from the decaying and aging of the body.  I do not
claim my God will take away all aches and pains.  So if you are to weak to recover, to sick
to recover, if you mind is so messed up that you do not have the will to recover, to old to
recover, or to stupid to do what it takes to recover,  so stupid that you go and get yourself
reinfected, it is not my responsibility, nor do I claim my God can stop you from letting
these things hurt you or you from hurting yourself.

But my God will take away the itching/pain caused by the virus, disease, germs,
whatever is causing the infection, venom, whatever is causing the allergic
reactions, stop the itching, and prevent the infection from spreading in or on
your body, and render it harmless.  My God will render AIDS virus, bird/swine flu,
leprosy, mumps, measles, bees stings, mosquito bites, food reactions, ear
infection, infections causing fevers, infections of the stomach and colon and
intestinal tract, micro bugs, yeast infections,  all VD infections, and a host of
others harmless.

This offer the does include the use of Ken Kluk's other abilities and facilities.
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